Caption Contest: Specialists Are Special
Published October 18th, 2008 in Trading T-Shirts Tags: caption contest, contest, funny, humor, NYSE, specialists, t shirt, trading t shirt.In light of everything going on, lets have some chuckles:
Think you can do better?
Come up with a funnier caption for the above picture and win this trading T-Shirt:
Carpenters do it with big wood. Doctors do it while you turn your head and cough. Teachers do it with yard sticks. Lawyers do it in front of a jury of their peers. Traders do it….
Drop your wit in the comments below. No kiddin’.
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Look! Warren has started buying!
“No! No! You’re supposed to invest other peoples money in the market! You’re money belongs in a hole in your back yard! Do you want to lose everything?!?”
jegan
Dude, just make sure we save enough money on our losses for beer.
Dude, whoa! When you said you were going to show me something I didn’t think - yeah you should probably get tested….
Until when the bounce?
Don´t run men, going sort is our paradise. Let´s get easy-money
Sorry form my gramar and my expresions
My English is not really good.
Don’t worry, the new stimulus package includes a lift of the hair trading ban.
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Traders do it with a Long or Short one
See this, this is cousin IT and if you lose me one more million cousin IT is going to pay a visit to your colon.
Holy crap he’s alive!
Look! There are women present! Either zip up, or cover your shorts!
Hey Baldy. You look at my woman one more time and I’ll take that Credit Default Swap and shove it so far up your a$$ not even the Fed could bail you out!
Now put down the Goldman Sachs.
“I swear to god, printing food stamps is going to be the next big bubble!”
Success is not enough; one’s peers must also fail.
Whoa!? Did you say Jill is checking out my a$$!?
ive been looking for this box of upticks for thirty years. where is it already, dammit! and by the way, tony lost the keys to the clearing house, so if you see any laying around……
Don’t be mad at me but I bought a credit default swap on you losing all of your hair.
No more margin, Comprende?!
look man, i know we’re right, we have badges numbered in the 2000’s, you’re just a lowly 100s guy
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we get 70 virgins in paradise, ok. i’m buying at market.
are we buying or selling?
Jill: You call that a stimulus package! Joe: Hey, Put that thing away!
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