Comments on: Caption Contest: Specialists Are Special

by: Babak

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:22:59 +0000

Thanks for entering the contest. I’ve contacted the winner and will be sending them their prize.

by: Brian

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:09:08 +0000

Jill: You call that a stimulus package! Joe: Hey, Put that thing away!

by: mark

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:04:49 +0000

are we buying or selling?

by: mark

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:02:30 +0000

Futures and options trading involve substantial risk. The valuation of futures and options may fluctuate, and as a result, clients may lose more then their original investment.

we get 70 virgins in paradise, ok. i’m buying at market.

by: jh burton

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:43:57 +0000

look man, i know we’re right, we have badges numbered in the 2000’s, you’re just a lowly 100s guy

by: Tony

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 07:36:15 +0000

No more margin, Comprende?!

by: Sam Foley

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 19:28:08 +0000

Don’t be mad at me but I bought a credit default swap on you losing all of your hair.

by: matt

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:48:34 +0000

ive been looking for this box of upticks for thirty years. where is it already, dammit! and by the way, tony lost the keys to the clearing house, so if you see any laying around……

by: James

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:19:29 +0000

Whoa!? Did you say Jill is checking out my a$$!?

by: Jim

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 15:36:50 +0000

Success is not enough; one’s peers must also fail.