It has been an unforgiving few months in the market. It is the weekend. Time to crank up the tunes, unwind and regroup. So, in homage to the Chairman of the Board and stock market bubbles gone by:
Buy me to the moon
Let me invest among the stars
Let me remember what 1999 was like
Power steakhouses and Cohiba cigars
In other words,
lift the offer
In other words,
does it have a high short interest ratio?
Fill my heart with β
Let me buy forever more
Four letter stocks are what I long for
All I worship and adore.
(Sung to the tune of “Fly me to the moon”)


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